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After asking for an opinion, a friend of mine sent me an Email with this list. I report it here and wait for your comments about it.

1. No decent games.
2. No professional Video editors on Linux.
3. Cannot use multi-function (printer/fax/scanner) office machines.
4. No decent firewire support.
5. Character and voice recognition software are primitive.
6. Kernel panics are everywhere, core dumps are very common.
7. Linux makes you paranoid (look at any linux advocate's rants).
8. Installing linux is unfriendly, and doesn't recognize all the hardware, or cannot support them.
9. When it crashes, good luck finding an answer.
10. No DVD Authoring software/hardware.

If you care, you can flame who wrote this list at bilderbergen-donald [at] yahoo [dot] com 

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